KAITOにバスト占いの歌を歌わせてみた

KAITOにバスト占いの歌を歌わせてみた - Kaito ni basto uranai no uta wo utawasetemiata
(I made KAITO to sing "A song of favorite breasts").

Singer: KAITO
Lyrics: Tom Miyazaki　



lalalalalalalalala...
Acup, Bcup, Ccup, Dcup,
Ecup, Fcup, Gcup and Hcup.
Which cup do you like best in these 8 sizes?

"F！"
The one who loves F cup is very openhearted.
You're the one who can't hide what you think.
But you're hoping too much.
So just face up to reality.

"Then, E ."
The one who loves E cup is a little sensible.
You're a little more clever than who loves F cup.
But you're a daydreamer, too.
So just be more experienced.

"Then,D."
The one who loves D cup is much more sensible.
You are a little cooler than who loves E cup.
If you know that much, you'll get to the right answer soon.

"Then, C."
The one who loves C cup is so close to the right answer.
Your choice is alomost the best.
But quite a few women are A or B.
So you must be careful.

Boots you choose will greatly influence the rest of your life.
It's just like choosing the way right or left at the road branched into two like boots.

"B！"
The one who loves B cup is evasive.
Your answer is noncommittal.
You'll say, "I don't really care about thesize, but..."
You're trying to play it safe.

"A！"
The one who loves A cup is too timid.
You may have no confidence in yourself.
Don't be afraid of boots.
Just be more brave.

"Then..."
The one who loves G cup or H cup
should know the larger isn't the better.
Or you'll have to fight against almost all women in the world！

We've seen so many boots,
but all I want to say is
it's no good to choose a woman by her breasts.

lalalalala...lalalalala...

(Back chorus is singing,
"Boots, boots, boots, boots, I love them.")


-Boots stands for breasts or boobies.-